I learned to play a new game today on the bus:
What's on my pants now?
I sat in something clear (which is why I sat in it) with no scent that I could detect. It had the consistency of vaseline, but was tacky, like drying jam.
I don't think I've got anything of the flesh-eating variety on my butt, and it has now crusted to some odd slickery texture that is tacky, like sap, when I touch it. I don't like it, though. I don't like this at all.
I just washed these jeans yesterday, too. Sigh. I cannot wait to get home and change.
Something of the KY variety, perhaps?
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't say no...but usually KY tends to stay slick when it's warm.
ReplyDeleteA bargain version?
ReplyDeleteech. I likely would've gone home and changed and bathed.
ReplyDeleteYeah, of course YOU would. Well, actually I probably would have, too.
ReplyDeleteEh, what can I say. My tolerance for weird shit is higher.
ReplyDeleteI've changed everything on the lower regions now, though.