Wednesday, April 19

Horoscope


I don't often dig on the Horoscope, but this one is from the Onion:
Aries March 21 - April 19
You will once again resort to drinking your problems away, abusing tap water in an attempt to forget your dehydration issues.

Fuck it. Sounds like a plan.

2 comments:

  1. This plan is better suited for Friday nights, I think.

    Also, Happy Birthday, belatedly.

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  2. Hell, I think I'm already immune to Jagermeister, so any ol' day could work.

    And thank you. My birthday was swell

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