I have a date tonight. I'm doing my best to think good thoughts about this, to see the positive, the potential. Yesterday, when I hooked up the rendezvous, I was rather impressive. I find it unlikely that this will carry over. Change of environment = change of behaviors. Yesterday the environment was in my favor. Today, probably not so much.
This is suckitude.
This is suckitude.
UPDATE: Date has been postponed. I am secretly relieved.
2 comments:
Just remember: after 2 drinks, everyone's on a level playing field, regardless of the environment.
So just have a shot beforehand, then your one beer should lift your mojo (which, last time I checked, was awesome) rapidly to the place where the elastic on panties loosen, and bra clasps unfasten, just because you are present.
The environment that DM describes is amazing. I endorse the shot before date recommendation. Brilliant.
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