I didn't see the Oscars. I no longer give a fuck about what they say is the best movie, usually because a blind dog in a strip club could sniff out better movies, or at least, the good ones, without the bullshit pagentry.
But I read this at Salon today:
'Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz, representing the beeg teets of Meheeco and Espain, introduced the one musical number that didn't feature Beyoncé.....which shall henceforth be known as "¡Banderas! : The Unquenchable Thirst for Shame."'
And that made me laugh.
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