Where's a Bozo The Clown bop-bag when I need it?

I had one of those, or something very similar when I was a kid. As fun as it was I think it would be more therapeutic as an thirty-something adult.

For those not in the know, my brain likes to play friendly games of the OCD variety with me. On occasion I can be quite irritated with this. Right now I want to hit something.

Consider Bozo on my wish list.

And to quote myself, "Yurg."