vomitorium

Whenever I see phrases like this to describe a videogame-
-always at a silky 60fps perfection-

I want to puke blood. 'silky'. Who fucking uses words like that to describe a visual experience. I want to turn the speaker into a baby seal. Sure, it was cool the first time it was used, back in, say 1999, but all I can imagine is somone rubbing against their console in highly disturbing ways wearing at most banana hammocks and watching the cutscenes from Metal Gear 3. Oh baby! Your silky framerate just gets me so hot!
-blaarhgh-

The whole list is like an exercise in why half the population should just die. They're too dumb to live.