If you're keeping track of the myriad of ways I've hurt myself over the years you can add this:
Taking a pan out of the oven setting it on the counter, putting down the oven mitt, do this, do that, turn around, pick up the pan with my unmitted hand. Yurg.
A.Ho
Taking a pan out of the oven setting it on the counter, putting down the oven mitt, do this, do that, turn around, pick up the pan with my unmitted hand. Yurg.
A.Ho
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What the crap? I do that, too! Right now, I slept too hard, and I look injured but I'm not, because I have some serious sheet lines all over my skin. My coolest minor(?) injury was when I was a little girl in a pet store, and I provoked a macaw that was sitting out of his cage on display, and he almost bit my left index finger off. I had to had it stitched back together, and I still have a scar. But mostly, I burn myself by taking shit out of the oven and then deciding to bare-handed grab it about 45 seconds later. Yea, verily, yurg, indeed.
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